Oh, Jezzley Crow and H-E double hockey sticks! I wasn't slamming Sukie about her peculiar belief that ferrets and dogs have a common ancestor, sort of the way it is claimed that Paris Hilton and I have one,way, way back,( though I doubt that too.) I was teeeeasing her about the way we have wrangled over the issue in the past, purely for entertainment purposes. . And I thought I sent that e-mail *right to her* to teeeease her in private, but apparently I sent it to the whole FML by accident. Oops. My bad. I gotta laugh , though, at the thought of Outraged Sukie Fans, sitting rigid with anger in front of their computer monitors, as their Heroine is addressed as "you tiresome Crandall." Alexandra in MA [Posted in FML issue 4929]