yup, i have a bc for humans, brought to you by ferrets story. about 12 years ago, i met someone who i didn't realise at the time was very very selfish and mean. i moved into his house after college with my two ferrets and my cat. escher promptly pooped right on his new corian kitchen counter and he freaked out about it (i guess he had never heard of bleach) and banished the ferrets to this TINY cage. we moved out quickly afterwards! -becki kain [Posted in FML issue 4908]