That's hysterical!  Have I ever been laughing away over here.  Each time
I read it it gets funnier.
 
Clearly I'll have to wire the entire bottom of their pen!
 
Can anyone tell me if ferts can travel upside down on wire mesh?  I
assume not, but then ....
 
[RiccoRobertAdaTinaArtie]
[Posted in FML issue 4884]