Who on earth wrote: "Just wanted to know if anyone has Bob's latest East coast schedule, as some of us um....wacky... ferret gals would love to see him!!! Not to mention sniffing his butt. Just let us know if he'll be in or close to Richmond VA." I told Renee there would be trauma -- already some lady has lost her mind! I simply cannot be held responsible when my booty is shown to people. Ok, Triangle Ferret Lovers (Raleigh NC) is this coming weekend, and I guess it isn't too far from Richmond. There are 12 other talks scheduled for the remainder of the year (6 more are in negotiation), but since the people involved haven't announced them, I won't beat 'em to the punch. I made that mistake once, and will not do it again. There are three groups that requested that I ask on the FML if other groups in the region would like to help share expenses. Once each in the southeast, the northwest, and the northeast. If you are in those areas and want me to give a talk and would like to share expenses with other local groups (or those along the way), email me and I'll get you in contact with those people. Bob C [log in to unmask] "You should never forget how big BIG is. I don't mean he is big, but he is big, but what I mean is he is very big. I mean big is he big in his bigness." Overheard at the St. Louis Ferret Symposium, name withheld to protect the naughty who clearly had a few too many that late Saturday night (honest! There are a few benefits to being the designated ferreter that evening, and one was listening to the inebriated) [But what does it all mean? BIG] [Posted in FML issue 4881]