Ferret educational background? Lesse. I've majored in Business, of course, with an MF( Mustella Furo) in both poop and linatone technology. I went on to further my education in poop with several field studies, notably beneath the sofa, beneath the wind-up record player, and beneath the small china cabinet. I have completed certificate programs in both paint scraper and scrub brush. I am currently working on my Masters in Enrichment Theory, giving heavy emphasis to Wal-Mart bags, aluminum dryer vent hoses, and jingle balls. The Ferrets, of course, have tenure. Go figure. Alexandra in MA [Posted in FML issue 4865]