Condolences to those with lost, missing, or angeled chunk chicken hunters... (I *know* that chicken is in there! Its MINE! How can you give that to a HEDGEHOG??? Where's my "levitate" button? MY CHICKEN! Wait!! I have the ability to teleport! Heheheheheheheheheheheheh!) I *warned* you! I did! In writing, no less! I told you just who trained him! I gave a detailed list! *I* didn't train him! That dang levitating wagon brought him here! Its not my fault! Well, mostly. Fuzzer found Switch and brought her to the edge of the Rainbow Bridge to watch the training. It was Switch that told him all about the Chunky Chicken Ferret Snacks on the other side of the barrier. She also explained about how rude the hedgehog was and what he said about 'Culture' and stuff. As you can clearly see, Ping listened very intently. By the way, he was fully instructed on the 'levitate' AND 'teleport' buttons *before* he came here, so don't blame me for those! *I* didn't install them! Ping is the new upgrade (Ferre-i-tude 2.0) and those things come standard in that model. This is just fair warning...go check on Ping. Take some paper towels with you...and a water hose...or something similar. Just take my word for it. Oh, and a message to all recently-graduated ferrets (specifically, Trouble, Spike, Fang and...um...Cutie): your diplomas are now ready. Please pick them up at your earliest convenience. New applications now being accepted. Remember, for these classes you need to bring your own heavy equipment and welding materials. Its not my fault! --- Todd and the Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns mailto:[log in to unmask] http://www.netconex.com/toddl/page2/ [Posted in FML issue 4848]