As a follow up to Johnny Rotten's "BUSTED!" mouse-thieving video Ferretocious Films is about to begin production on "The Burger Burgulars" - starring Roxy, Duncan and Ringo ferrets. The plot: it's a love triangle... er... square... between three ferrets and one rubber hamburger. Roxy thinks it belongs downstairs in the hall closet. Duncan thinks it belongs upstairs in the bedroom closet. And Ringo thinks it belongs in the downstairs bedroom closet. Each day we have been seeing it moved from floor to floor and back again. We have even witnessed Roxy working SO hard to pull it into the hall closet - only to have Ringo stroll up and snatch it away. And, as an added plot twist, there's a second rubber hamburger that has been tossed into the mix. It's sure to be a film full of humor, drama and just plain silly ferretociousness. Stay tuned... - Laura and The Seattle Seven at www.ferretocious.com [Posted in FML issue 4861]