These guys sure are trouble! Charlie is my biggest thief. It is his goal in life to take my things and stash them in obscur places. He once tried to stash my Chihuahua Amber whis is actually smaller than him at 3.2 lbs. She was not thrilled to say the least! His favourite thing to stash is defenetly shoes and then undergarments. So I am constantly looking under my bed, dresser, and in the closet trying to find a match to my many shoes. However, it is the undergarments that are most unfortionet for me. You see Charlie and my Hairless Chinese Crested dog Keera have this oh so funny little game they work together on! Charlie finds any bras or panties he can and then he stashes them. Now Keera watches him so she knows exactly where they are but doesn't let on to it at all. She just remembers and waits...waits for a guest. Then when the guest comes inside and sits down Keera runs off to pick out the laciest most scandolous undergarment she can find and runs back with it in her mouth parading it in front of the guest who is most likely male! Then I have to chase her, totally embaressed, for a good while and usually she just ends up flinging the undergarment at the guest. I swear she is laughing. And I bet Charlie is snickering back in my bedroom too! What a downright evil plot those two have against me! [Posted in FML issue 4827]