Dear Ferret Folks- Yesterday I read in the FML: >I BEGGED Soren to let us rescue ALL the animals instead of euthanizing >him - it wasn't a question of old or young Well, why NOT euthanize Soren? Heck, it may even be legal in Denmark. I have a sense he's no longer a youngun, but let's pelt him all the same and see if we can't get a little something for our trouble. Surely you could get a good belt out of him, maybe a couple. I read in yesterday's news that New York City is trying out a quote "kinder, gentler euthenasia" at the city's pound. They have painted the inside of the pound in soft, pastel colors. They play soft music. They only euthanize one animal at a time, so as not to scare them to bits before their moment with destiny. OK. Who here can paint? Does anybody have a portable tape deck? How about we _______"SWITCH AND LILY WEASEL!!!!!YOU GET YOUR LITTLE PINK NOSES OFF OF THAT KEYBOARD IMMEDIATELY!!!GET YOUR FURRY BUTTS BACK INTO THE FERRET ROOM **NOW**!!!!DON'T YOU DARE PUSH SEND!!!DON'T YOU DARE SEND THAT TO THE FML YOU LITTLE"_______ (Switch & Lily in MA) (France the Fricken Pigmy Hedhgehog Dared Them) [Posted in FML issue 4804]