Dear Ferret Folks- Yesterday Alexandra in MA wrote: >Yesterday Robin wrote: >>I need some suggestions as to how to keep my ferrets from squeezing >>themselves under their ferret room door. >Well, I think I've hit on the answer, <snip> and slide the roof against >the gap beneath the ferret room door until it's flush up against it, >blocking it completely. > >There now! Let 'em squeeze under *that*! Oh, yeah, Alexandra (he said sarcastically), like that's gonna work! They will simply reduce themselves to their molecular state, transport through the truck and rematerialize on the other side of the door! I don't know WHAT you were thinking (Switch the Kit and Lily must have been playing with the computer!) but that's no help! Say something useful like, *The only way to prevent your ferrets from sliding under the door is to open the door so they can go through it!* ::wanders off, muttering to self:: Sheesh!And to think they let her give advice in Ferrets Magazine! Shadow, official spokesfert for The Poop-in-the-Corner Gang: Shadow, Sir Walter, Maggie Mae, Rocky Bobbles, Pigglet, Baby Girl and Sammie ===== Meet Me in St. Louis! April 29 - May 1, 2005 International Ferret Congress http://www.ferretcongress.org [Posted in FML issue 4798]