Dear Ferret Folks- Yesterday Robin wrote: >I need some suggestions as to how to keep my ferrets from squeezing >themselves under their ferret room door. Well, I think I've hit on the answer, although it's a bit complicated. Are you familiar with the Wells and Fargo security trucks? This company moves cash from place to place, picks up cash deposits from businesses and the like. They drive specially modified trucks, about twenty feet long constructed with re-inforced steel cladding and bulletproof glass all around. Those suckers are HEAVY. What you need to do is somehow bring one of these trucks right into your house, you might need a good chainsaw, and certainly a saws-all. Make sure you don't cut any weight bearing walls if you can help it, or the whole shebang might collapse on you. You can always jack the upper floors up with temporary steel lolly-columns. Anyway, tip the truck on its side (careful here! Don't drop it or you may wind up with a new express entrance to your cellar!) and slide the roof against the gap beneath the ferret room door until it's flush up against it, blocking it completely. There now! Let 'em squeeze under *that*! Alexandra in MA [Posted in FML issue 4797]