Well a couple of my ferrets have obvious aptitudes...
 
Nettles would work the kissing booth at the carnival.
 
Willard Scott would be a brain surgeon - because that's what all smart
people do right ;-)
 
Soledad would be a modern day Harry Houdini
 
Matt would be a gigolo with fur
 
Kristeen - NJ
[Posted in FML issue 4787]