Dear anonymous poster, I, too, am a fugitive ferret-owner. Fortunately, vets are not required to report treating ferrets, and there are several great websites dedicated to those who share our situation. One of them has a handy list of ferret-friendly vets, many of whom are absolutely incredible. http://ferretsanonymous.com/vetlist.html My best, and best wishes to your little ones... [Posted in FML issue 4779]