John writes: >Wolfy, "A dream w/BIG naked??" Whew!!! I`m afraid to go to sleep >tonite!! -- Oh and you should well be! Be afraid ... be very ... afraid. Let me elaborate on the Juicy Judy the Cookie thing. Judy Cooke, as you might know is a long time member of the FML. She's a neat lady who helped pioneer the IFC, and has continued Randy's work with the Symposiums (along with Linda I, Julie F, and many others). I remember her first post because it was meant to be in jest. And I, being the ever so mishappen Woofy, fell for it. I was reading the FML one day when a post from a "little old lady" talked about how she was blowing bubbles on her ferrets belly buttons and how much they loved it. She then wrote that it occured to her that ferrets don't have "belly buttons". "Scott, Scott, get a load of this! This little old lady was blowing on her ferrets ... you know ... and couldn't understand why they kept coming back for more!" That "little old lady" was Judy. We all fall into the traps of filling in the gaps or getting perceptions of people online. For some bizarre reason, I imagined some little old lady. I'm telling you this so you get a feel for her neat sense of humor. I met Judy a few years later at the Vegas Symposium. At the time, I didn't put two and two together and realize the lady I had met online was that "little old lady" from years ago who posted the silly post on the FML. It was only then I found out that I fell for the post. Judy happens to be very young hotness! Yup. But she was indeed "little". I cracked up at how petite she was. What's more, her voice matched! Immediately upon returning home, I emailed everyone about all the neat people I met with veeeeeeery detailed descriptions of their appearence and personalities so that those who did not go would feel like they were there. The first person I described was this Judy of Cooke. I said one word described her. Elf. LMAO. I've teased her relentlessly since. But worry not, she gets me back ... quite often. She is indeed very mischievious. I saw pointed ears in Atlanta. I did! I took my morning medications so I know that I was not hallucinating despite what you've heard. I promise you. John, you join me in this venture to prove her blood linage in St. Louis. We'll put on the docket that Vulcan is to be investigated along with Elfin and Dwarf-en (lol) races. We'll settle this one way or another. I'm asking for those who want to help to approach me in St. Louis. We need volunteer axe searchers, ear investigators, etc.. Who else is joining John and I? Wolfy ps, Judy's alias is Juicy Judy. This is because the spaz mispelled her name in an email to friends at one time. Wait ... did she just get me to fall for ANOTHER thing?? http://wolfysluv.jacksnet.com [Posted in FML issue 4774]