Poof! Standing before you is a gorgeous woman of petite stature in glowing robes. "It is I, the great Ferret Oracle. Yes, I, the great Robed One, am here at your disposal to answer any and all questions about the Symposium Experience. So shoot away. Come on! Briiiiiiiiiiiing it on!! Hello ... ugh, let me give you an example." The wise one nabs the less than wise Wolfy by the ear and drags her over to the computer. Oracle: "Go on ... show them." Wolfy: "Uh, Great Orifice ..." WHOMP! The Oracle swats the back of her head to readjust the channel. "... Oracle, um ... hmm ... it is said that Judy Cooke is Keebler elf sized, Linda Iroff poses as a ferret, and that Julie Fossa has bodacious tata's. Is this true?" Oracle: "Oh flakey one, yes indeed, Judy the Cooke is a mischievious little elfin girl, Linda of Iroff is a ferret in disguise, and Lady Julie Fossa has bobbles of desire." Wolfy: "Oh big Winded One ..." WHOMP! Another smack changed the channel of the slighty daft Wolfy. "... Wise One, will I learn anything?" wait wait wait for it ... Oracle: "No, not you Wolfy, basket weaving will not be offered. But there will be plenty of food to make visual models with to help aid you in understanding the speeches." The Oracle tosses her robes back, and gives a great bow. "Now, if any of you have any questions about things you may experience at a Ferret Symposium, just ask!" Poof The Great Ferret Oracle [Posted in FML issue 4758]