Hi, dis be Muldoone, officialist Bwidge Gweeter. I gots a message to checks up on a fewet by da name of Thor. I wooks for him on da stump scope and I finds where he hangs his hammy and I sets out to go sees him. Imagine da surprize when I gets dere and dis fewet has all da fewets out dere clowd jumping, da jumps from fwuffy clowd to fwuffy clowd wif him telling ems to jumps faster and burns off dat fewet fat. Well!! I not sures how I takes dis, I gots a few fatties on my tummy but I sucks it in so dis guy not sees and habe me out dere doing wapps. I cwimbs up and den hops ober to his clowd and askis him what be up. Dis guy Thor, he tells me how he be twying to whip dese guy into shape and I askis him for what shape, dere not be anyting wrong wif a wittle fewet fat on da belly. My hooman-bean usta gibs me kisses on my belly and say I shake wike jelly whateber dat stuff be, it musta be somptin gud, my mom be happy when she say dat to me. Thor den tells me he be gettin togedder a feetsball team whateber dat be. I tells him dat I not tink it wurk, we fewets takes tings and puts em in our hiddyhole not pass dem to odder fewets. Nanna finds dat out one year when she hide Easser eggs, *some* of da fewets hide and watch where she put da eggs and den we goes and gets dem, it not be me, weally, and no tell Nanna but ifin you eats a bunch of Easser eggs, it make yur tummy sick. And den, I sees dis fewet be wearing a ball cap wike mine and boy I gets mad. His ball cap be just wike mine 'cept his hab a wetter B on it. I askis him what the B be for and he say dat mean he be BOSS fewet. I just knows Nanna puts him up to dis, Nanna not wike my ball cap and she tease me bout my hammy-head-hair. But dat be okay, I wet this guy keep his ball cap and his whistler for now. Maybe I sneaks in his bungaloid and gets his cap and whistler. Dere only be one fewet dat wears a ball cap at da Bwidge and dat be me!! Afters watchin dis guy for a whiles he be gud at organizating fewets, I can maybes use him on fwannel nightgown waids. [Posted in FML issue 4756]