...ferret-style:
 
On the 12th day of Xmas, Ferret Santa gave to me...
12 hours of naptime
11 freeze-dried mice
10 toes to nibble
9 tubs chicken gravy
8 feet of tunnels
7 bags of litter
6 balls a bouncing
 
FIIIIIVVVVVEEEE diiiiirtyyyy SOOOOCKS!
 
4 meaty treats
3 cheweasels
2 ferretones...
 
...and a new set of fleecy hammiiieeesss!
--
Teresa -- and the
Three Polar Packrats
(Zoe, Ziya & Blitzie)
[Posted in FML issue 4726]