...ferret-style: On the 12th day of Xmas, Ferret Santa gave to me... 12 hours of naptime 11 freeze-dried mice 10 toes to nibble 9 tubs chicken gravy 8 feet of tunnels 7 bags of litter 6 balls a bouncing FIIIIIVVVVVEEEE diiiiirtyyyy SOOOOCKS! 4 meaty treats 3 cheweasels 2 ferretones... ...and a new set of fleecy hammiiieeesss! -- Teresa -- and the Three Polar Packrats (Zoe, Ziya & Blitzie) [Posted in FML issue 4726]