Hi, everyone. I haven't been reading the FML lately, so if someone has already posted some version of this, I apologize. I came up with this the other day, and wanted to share. Enjoy!! Carol of the Ferts (sung to the tune of Carol of the Bells) By Becky DeGeer (with a little help from the carpet sharks.) Hark, how the ferts, Sweet silver ferts, And sable ferts: All color ferts. Out, out they come In every home, To steal the toys From girls and boys. Under the bed, Marias sled; In with the socks, Theres Timmys blocks. Lights down the hall. Bright silver balls All round the place. What a disgrace! Up in the tree Black eyes I see. The star is gone, Out on the LAWN?!? Ornaments fly, Thrown from on high. Ribbons and string In everything. Gaily they prance, Wildly they dance, In the remains Of candy canes. Merry ferrets in the Christmas stockings. Dancing down the hallway, gaily mocking. Quick! Catch them all! There, in that ball! Lock them all up! Playtime is up!! Oh, what a mess! Oh, what a MESS!!! Dooook, dook, doook, dooooooook. DOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!! Bright Blessings, Becky with Kodi-Bear, Twizzler, and Tanner missing Cinnamon, Coke, Pixie, Chitterbox, and Yozum [Posted in FML issue 4723]