Hi all folks and furries out dere in de earthworld. Dis is SaraFerret. I hears we are getting a new Sandee's hooman-I hasnt met her yets, but I hear she is so nice. De Rainbow Bridge is a big place so we cant know all de ferrets even all de greeters' hoomans. My mommy knows me so well dat even after three years she can recite chapter and verse of my wildness and I was her first ferret which should have cured her right den, but no, she wents right ahead and ended up wit 8. Plus two cats and 1 giant dog. Well back to de greetings. Yesterday a flwing ferret came sailing across de bwidge. Wowsie she fwew witout wings. Now dat was a girl after my own hearts. When she got here, she looked at me and just dwopped her jaw. Who are you-- I expwained dat I was one of de Rainbow Bwidge gweeters and dat I was SaraFerret; and then she says Uh whats wit de outfit referring to dat Sandee's outfit of safari clothes with a dumb pith helmet--I tells her its a long story. Oh, she says well whatevers. All of her business was dere to meet her and she was so business chatting wit dem she didnt even want de tour-she says she will do that later. Okays I says-but we has to get you your wings and halo (altho you might not need de wings) but offs we all went and there was much chattering and discussion about colors and styles (wowsie those kits have been busy wit de beaded and coloring wings and sparkly halos.) But dey all decided dat since Allie was known as alligator she should have alligator wings. Alligator wings? I cried--I dont tink we have dose, although the kits might be able to whip up some in a bit. So we picked out a basic deep green with alligator colors and tomorrows the kits will sew de alligator tings on dem, and a lovely alligator halo--I didnt even know dey had dose now. We are getting really colorful wings-not like de other angeled animals who have to be in white. We are multicolors musteys and love to sparkle and play. She also picked up one of de new hammies and her business and her wents off to dere digs dat was close to de tube races-- its noisy dere cuz dose blackfoot ferrets are wild guys and dey all like to party at all hours. I guess its because dey were solitary before and now its PARTYTIME. She did a turn on de tubes and den hauled her stuff into dere pwace and unpacked her secret backpack dat she had sneaked with--a two foot stuffed very soft alligator and she hopped into her hammie wit it and before she fell off to sleep she said she hoped dat her mommies knew dat she was fine and dat mommie shouldnt cwy because now she has no pain or hurts. So this is de news so far--when we takes de tour I will be sure to have Mommie write a note to Allie's mommie Love and dooks and especially PEACE ON EARTH SaraFerret and Mommie+ [Posted in FML issue 4694]