Dear Deborah-
 
Hello when I read what your dorm supervisor does to wake up your deaf
ferret made my blood boil just give me his name and with two phone calls
I can get him made a sex offender out of Texas that targets young
children or worse a HORSE THIEF!!  I hear that's still a hanging offense
in Texas.  Well just threaten to report your dorm supervisor to the aspca
or the cops and see how fast he stops doing that.
[Posted in FML issue 4686]