Yesterday, Sukie wrote: >So, the ferrets got two large bungee cords (Ever notice how they like >toys suspended from elastic on a pole? It's innate.) Then they attached >the bungee cords to the North and South Pole. How did they do that, you >ask? It wasn't easy. Everything they tried kept failing till they hit >on using snow machines (And you thought people invented those!) to stick >ice to both the middle of the upside and the middle of the down side. >Then they and their saucers pulled and with a giant Swooocchh-plop the >Earth pulled out into its current modified spheroid -- too round would >have insulted the ferret sense of chaos." Ah, OK Sukie, you win. Dogs. DOGS. I'm a little afraid of you, I'm backing away slowly...please leave your hands on the keyboard where I can see them... Alexandra in MA (Tamen is est cattus) [Posted in FML issue 4711]