Lily has warned me (and I could hear Stitch in the background trying to stop her) that Alex is about to pull my chain and wink at me on tomorrow's FML. Now, the winking I could take, but I have an especially sensitive chain, so, please, note that I have wound my chain around my waist (or what was once my waist decades ago) and secured it with twist-ties through... Okay, weak heart or weak stomach alert. If you have a serious medical condition stop reading here. ...a belly button ring. (Stop screaming; I realize this is about the most frightening image imaginable, but I DID warn you.) If you should hear from Alex that I have gone punk, please, know the truth -- that I was merely protecting my chain from her. DOGS, Alex, DOGS! -- Sukie (an old battleship who really does know better than to have a belly button ring in an ancient naval) [Posted in FML issue 4709]