Well, my goodness. Not one email in my mailbox requesting my stinky teenage boys?? I promise you they stink to high heaven. For one low price, you can have two, newly ripe boys in the depths of puberty to shove off onto your friends who infuriated you by saying your ferrets odor was offensive. These two boys will define "offensive" for your friends and family. After being enclosed in a car with these two young studs after a night at the roller rink, they will never remark about how stinky your ferrets are again. Wolfy ps. You ever notice how when someone is near a distasteful odor, they not only gripe about it, but they take big wiffs of it?? You run into these scenarios in life like this: "Sorry ... I just hineyburped. You might wanna move". Then instead of hightailing it out of the room, the person actually leans over into the hovering cloud, scrunches up their face and ... ::sniiiiiiiiff sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff:: "Yeaaaaah, you did!!!!". Isn't that always the way? It's to the point that I'm shocked when someone thinks my pet smells, that they just don't scoop up the ferret, lift its butt to their face, and announce it smells. To all these silly people, I feel like saying, "Quit bitchin' then be-otch!" [Posted in FML issue 4664]