"Hi, dis be Muldoone, officialist Bwige Greeter and I be asked to checks up on some fewets dat passed ober to da Bwidge. Hooman-bean mom Mawry asked me to checks up on Bear, Boozer, Cody, Silver, Teddy, and Susie." I used da Stump Scope to wocate all da fewets and den goes to checks up on dem. All of dem be wiving togedder and be doin gud. Dey misses deir hooman-beans back on earf but knows dat dey sees dem 'gain someday. I finds Bear pwacting his bestest weasel war dance and he has da gurl fewets swooning wif his fancier foots-work. But da gurls not be impwessed when he gets his fur all sticky from eating his favorite tweat cantawope. Boozer be dere wif Bear pwaying and munching on Cheerios, waisins, and dwinking at the nearest 'Tone stweam. Cody be dere too and he hads a big pickle he be munchin on. Pwaying tag wif odders was Silver. He stopped wong 'nuf to say hi and weached in his pockutts for a waisin snack. Teddy be busy pwaying and invited me to comes back watter for fewet fruitcake, dough I not sure what dis be. Baby say he will be helping Teddy makes da fuitcake. Not to worry earf mom, eberyone be happy and doing gud. Dey wait till you gets here. [Posted in FML issue 4655]