To: The Great Ferret Oracle Predictions Forest Mysteryland, Earth 123456 From: Riordan & Tweak Room 17 Seven Spiders Hotel The Wurm Express Station #305, China 010405-935647 Dear Great Ferret Oracle, We have heard of your missing Hover Craft Wagon and we wanted to let you know about some odd events that we have read of in the local paper and even seen with our own ferrety eyes while staying here in China. It's really an interesting place, but that is not the point. Over the past couple of days, there have been some strange headlines in the paper. Here are a few examples "Strange Red Cloud Seen Floating Over Emperial Palace" "Perfectly Good Rice Field Smells of Methane" "Strange Sounds Heard At Monk's Temple in Shang Hai" All the articles mentioned something about either seeing a strange red craft flying across the sky, smelling methane in odd places, hearing whistles, humming, and buzzing, or feeling the ground vibrate and a strong wind come and go within a few seconds. Could this be your lost hover craft? We are not positive, but yesterday as we were touring a section of the Great Wall of China (it was hidey hole heaven!) we heard the oddest humming sound. Also, when we looked outside we thought we saw something large and red zoom by, but it could have been a bird. Our eyes were still adjusting to the light. We just thought we would mention these events incase they help you in your search to find your hover-napped hover craft wagon! Sincerely, Tweak ps. We would love to come visit you sometime after we return from China. Is there any time that would work for you? pps. DUDE, We saw your HOVER WAGON. It was AMAZING. When you get it back can I RIDE in it? PLEASE? It would be soooo awesome. Mongoose Jones never even had a hover craft!!! Please can I ride in it!? Pleadingly, Rio [Posted in FML issue 4622]