AP Sacramento, CA The Governor today announced that he was returning California Senate Bill 89 without his signature. The surprise veto caught many off guard, especially the people he had assured that ferrets would indeed be legalized. The Governor, a 2nd amendment hating, liberal Republican in traditional liberal form tossed aside reason, logic and common sense and instead followed the advice of career bureaucrats with their credibility as scientist at stake. The Governor trying to deflect criticism from such a ridiculous move did say that he would support drivers licenses for these same illegal ferrets. The only stipulation being that the drivers licenses be a different color than those of legal human drivers. Dook Johnson, a Simi Valley ferret commented "Finally I can drive myself down to Petco to buy my food without fear of harassment from the California Highway Patrol". Asked to comment on the governors disheartening veto, one Placer County ferret known by his peers as the Dook Nazi, replied, "No Raisins for Him [Schwarzenegger] for two years" [Posted in FML issue 4651]