Hi all--well I hear Sandees been talking about our newest project. In addition to me being messenger ferret Me and Isabel and the nine kits who was originally wit us in de frozen north have sorta started up a Kit home. The Kit is obvious for kits and de Kaboodle is for Isabel (the little girl ferret who was trown from a car window) and de nine kits. Maybes I better splain someting--kits always stay kits in de bridge. Dey get past de milk stage and gets weaned, but dey always stay kits. And of course all of us loves de cute kits. Well dere seemed to be so many according to de Boss dat He suggested (read order) dat we start a home for all de kits--now Is never been a mommy, but....now me and Isabel are mommys to about 100 kits ranging from just furred to abouts eight weeks and dey sure are cute. Do any of yous realize how hard it is to keeps tracks of 100 kits at all stages-- sometimes Isabel and Me drops off to sleep in our tracks--heck wit bed-just sleep cuz somebody wants a feeding and dat means milk bottle from de cabinet and of course mustelid mild from one of de mommies. I hopes yous all realize dat dis is just not ferret bridge but de mustelid and misc. bridge. Blackfoots, minks, ermines and skunks (are dey mustelid?) Of course no one is descented-we all smell de same and so who cares. At present dere are 10 skunk kits, minks and assorted weasel kits. Dey all need love and care. Its just amnazing dat I do dis as Mommy tought dat I would be in detention all my life in de bridge due to biting problem. But its just disappeared--de Boss said it might have been due to stress from bridge work. So nows whenever a kit crosses de bridge it is greeted by de Kit n Kaboodle crew. We are busy practicing for de ferret choir--I dont sing so I just listen. We has shedded fur from all de long hair mustelids and its so soft--and we make gossamer wings for de kits as de other ones are toos heavy and we alsomake pajamas for de kits with a hole for dere tails and of course an opening for other things. Dere is nothing like seeing a 100 little kits all on dere knews in fur pjs folding dere little paws and tinking about peoples all over de world--wars and hurricanes and all of us wondering if our hoomans are in harm's way. Well I has chattered long enough--Sorry for de delay. Mommy also has trouble wit her keyboard once in a while so dat is not helpful Hugs and Peace SaraFerret, Isabel, and SaraFerret's mommy [Posted in FML issue 4647]