We know from Todd that the fert hotrod Opps. Hovercraft, I mean is loaded up with raisins though from the gas we suspect beans He's eating well and feeling swell though captive he remains while the secret ferret language in making in-roads to his brains Yes we are fond of our own Bond a friend of long renown through ether fair we meet him there and all dish out some rounds So now we rest to await the test we know must surely come when rescue sneaks or escape peeks and glows like thousand suns And narration still must tinkle like little clapping bells that introduce Bullwinkle wrong show -- my ego swells Stay tuned here fair ferret fans and Todd's fan club as well and Oracle worshippers to hear the story gel And I'll sum up the action if you miss a post I'm only repeating While the others are the hosts. Great startled lumps of ferrets I just got a peek at the adventures of some furries, Riordan and Tweak It's like a Fractured Fairy Tail (Ferret puns inside my head) Now I've got to worry what goes on beneath that bed And laugh until I'm choking Oh, mercy on me, please at the things they're poking and the adventures that they tease From the amplifier and the laundry stack or from too much digging beware their latest hack! Sukie with apologies to the "Rocky and Bullwinkle Show" and their segment "Fractured Fairy Tales" which will forever be among the absolutely best cartoons ever created, stacking right up there with such treasures as "Family Guy", "Futurama", and "South Park". I feel like swinging in on a jungle vine (a la George of Jungle -- thought I forgot, didn't you?) with pizzas under my other arm to reward you all for bring such joy with your writing there and here. Yes, I used deodorant this morning... [Posted in FML issue 4614]