Great stuff guys! Here's one for you: The Domestic Ferret "O, what mortal hand or eye..." Hey, come back here! you ball of Zen whose zeal for ripened laundry could not have been fashioned by a mere mortal! Will you just listen? Or stop a while? I meant -- ouch! But I am trying to describe the indescribable. On the paper! The paper! You little sh- um, Show me again why you adore that empty carton while your expensive playthings lie abandoned And how I can see supernatural influence in the bottlebrush of your tail and the lightning speed with which you ferry bottle caps one by one to your lair beneath the dresser. tell me; I am at my wits' end and cannot fathom how one furry doughnut can reaffirm my belief in a Benevolent Someone Out There, and later in the afternoon that same little wad of stuffing can tip over the garbage and reaffirm my belief in His Opposite. Thanks for listening, Christine and two very naughty little devils! ===== christine newkirk [log in to unmask] My Ebay items ICQ# 3937465 Please visit my website: http://www.midnightferret.com [Posted in FML issue 4578]