Hey Lil Bear & Toby,
 
We gots a new friend named name Minky.  His momma says Minky be Stinky.
I tink his momma is a poet.
 
Minky welcome to da FML.  My name is Petey and I be a stinky boy too.
But momma says I gots better about my poofing.  he he he She just don't
know.  I be waiting, den I get her.  She does dis funny wiggle ting wif
her nose.  Mommas are funny dat way.
 
Welcome Minky.
 
Your friend,
Petey TPO
[Posted in FML issue 4565]