Hiya all, dis is SaraFerret (assistant gate-keeper to the great Sandee). I is sure hoping dat all my notes dat Mommy takes gets thru to you. First of all I had two large businesses of furries waits wit me at the gate. Dey were bouncy and cheery and wardancing and whatever for dere furmates who were entering dere new lives. First of all was JoJo Ferret-he was a nice furry and seemed awfully loading down wit crackly noisy tings. It made it terrible hard for him to walks-and when he got here-his mouth just dropped open at de sight of me--SaraFerret in her rather worn (must remind Sandee to get me new clothes) safari outfit with topee and bent halo and strap-on dusty wings. I introduced myself as I am now getting quite used to dis response from de new ones. His business was all excited about him being here, but dey began to ask him what made it so hard for him to walks here--well JoJo started unloading his secret backpack--oopsey--7 rattly cat mice--oh-oh some earth kitty is gonna be unhappy--now dis backpack is small-so small dat hoomans cant finds it--which we can use to squirrel away tings dat hoomans frown on us borrowing-dey call it stealing. De rattly cat mice really were a hit in spite of de fact dat we have tousands of dese tings around here for us furries to play wit--sumting about being brought from earth homes dat makes it funner. Well we got him outfitted wit his new clothes and his halo and wings and he did look so angelly. He says dat he knows dat his earth mommy was so sad he had to go but he would be here waiting for her and he just had to leave to come here, but he would look at her always and he knows she has him in her heart. Well JoJo passed on de tour for de time being and dey just hauled poor tired JoJo down to dere home in de clouds for a wild welcome party-since so many furries pass over there is a constant party atmosphere here except when some real earth tragedy happens and den dere is a long day of oh my goodness what have hoomans done to each other now. And den dere was Shadow who came across de bridge-cant remember exact date-kinda runs together especially when mommy cant get messages out to de world--I goes to all de trouble of dictating dese messages and de virtual world loses dem. Well de business waiting for her was patient (sort of) as she came across de bridge-now Shadown was not a dainty prissy girlly ferret; but a ferret to be reckoned wit. I wouldnt be surprised if she could whup any cat tree times her size. Dat's what we need a lot of us jills wit muscles and size dat could handle some of de bratty boys and misc. other animals like cats. Her group diddnt even wait for me to welcome her--dey just grabbed de wings and de halo and danced out on de bridge to get her ready (dey are not sposed to do dis but you knows us ferrets- hearts often lead over brains--would definitely hate to have a furkid bounce off de bridge and bonk dere heads. De drug Shadow girl off to dere den and she yelled back--oh tell Mommy I will be in touch wit her and dat I love here So dat is all for tonite--hopes all de earth people get dese messages. Dooks SaraFerret [Posted in FML issue 4556]