The symposium s coming To St. Louis, MO And the names of the speakers You must want to know! We plan to have some Of the people you love And we plan to bring new ones Who fit like a glove. The first that I ll mention Is a new one to us, But we know you will love him For all the good that he does. He takes care of pets In the place he was born; He talks to their owners On TV in the morn. Oh, and speaking of TV, Have I mentioned it yet? You have probably seen him On Emergency Vets! He talks, and much more He waxes comedic; Those shoes that he wears They re not orthopedic! His toes they do twinkle When he does the soft shoe; His eyes they will sparkle When he tips his top hat to you! They say he can cook, I don t know if that s true; But the test of his mettle is How good is his roux? Do you know who it is? Do you think you can guess? Or have all of my clues Left your mind in a mess? I won t leave you hanging Get ready to cheer For we want to welcome A new speaker this year! All you attendees, We want to herald The gracious acceptance of Dr. Kevin Fitzgerald! Officially, Renee Downs International Ferret Congress http://www.ferretcongress.org [Posted in FML issue 4510]