Hi all dis is SaraFerret. It has been ages since Mommy was able to write. For some reason Critterpost decided that Mommy didnt do sumpting right about access to email. She sure cant figure it out--it just has a zip ting which mommy can't open. Oh well. So we are now here at ferretlovers for awhile until Mommy can talk to critterpost about what went wrong. Maybe dey didnt like Mommy posting to FML--who knows why else. Any if anyone needs to write to mommy just write here at [log in to unmask] Sandee ferret asked me to substitute for her as she really doesnt like to trot over or fly to the doggie afterworld. Now to be quite honest, SaraFerret is not real excited about going there either as dere are some doggies dat dont like ferret types over dere. Sandee told me dat I was fearless and I had been known to handle just about anything. I personally think dat she was just buttering me up tho. OK--so I checked de Boss's map for directions just to be sure I didnt end up in bear world or something. Dere it was just a bit from here. So I gets all fitted out in dat goofy safari outfit wit de dum hat dat Sandee has me wear. I got my halo on straight for once and strapped on my wings and off I went. I paid my respects to de doggie greeter (dat's only polite ya know and I need to find Max anyway.) I asked him where Max de Boxer was? De one that met the car that jumped in front of him. He looked aat me and just rolled on de floor laffing and laffing so hard he was crying big tears--I thought that he was sick or sumting. I asks him what was wrong. He said he had never seen a ferret look so goofy in all his earth or afterworld life. Then (quite unlike me) big tears started coming out of my eyes--and he looked at me and apologized-he said he didnt mean to hurt my feelings--and I did know my pinhead looked funny but dat de Boss had made me like dat. He felt really bad den and he said well Ms SaraFerret I will take you to Max Boxer. So off we flew and dere he was. I introduced myself and said that his earth people had asked me to come over and see how he was and dat dey missed him so much. Also dey didnt know any dog angels to ask. He tells me dat he was really surprised dat it happened so fast and he really should have looked both ways like his Mommy always told him. But since he got here he is feeling great and has made loads of new friends and dat he misses his earth people but he knows dat dey are so good dat dey will join him at de bridge. He even showed me da place where him and de boxers and a couple of Rotties live. He was super nice and his place looked really cool--I even picked up some ideas about decorating my place. He patted me gently and escorted me to de doggie afterworld door and even flew halfway wit me so I wouldn't get lost and he did apologize again for de bad reception dat I had got from de dog greeter--dat de dog greeter just wasnt prepared for a ferret. He again sent his love for his earth people and tells me dat he watches dem each day, but not to worry as he is so happy here. With dat, we went our separate ways. So dat is all for a while as Mommy is so super-tired, dat she is about ready to fall asleep at de puter HUGS AND DOOKSS SaraFerret and her Mommy [Posted in FML issue 4442]