Hi all dis is Ms SaraFerret. I just have to tell y'all about dis darling tinsy little ferret that came wandering across de bridge de other day. She was so small that I didnt know if she was a kit or a regular size furry. But dere she was and wow did she get a shock when she saw me, I thought she was going to faint. I reassured her that yes, she had crossed de bridge and was going to live forever happy and pain-free. She asked me if I was a ferret or what. Okay I am used to dat, after all how many ferrets have a small pin-sized head and are dressed in safari clothes like Sandee ferret made me dress in--I mean lets face it-a ferret in dese clothes with the topee and halo on top (always bent) and strap-on wings (always a bit dusty) would be rather a shock to anyone. I assures her that yes indeed I was a ferret girl. She was kinda sad about leaving her earth mommy and daddy Wes and Susie Lee, and didnt quite understand about her new home. So I wipes her tears and rounded up her business dat had passed before her. Oh wow, dere were hugs and kisses and dooks and war dances like I have never seen. Of course Ms Onyx Olinda Ferret was much too shy to dance and I could barely hear her dooks as dey were real whispery dooks, but she did dook and finally did a small shy war dance--very lady like. I got her halo from de stock pile and had to fix it for her and finally had to get a kit's halo as the big ones were much too big and got her a kit's strap-on wings and showed her how she could just fly like a bird. She was a bit hesitant at first, but den she took off like de wind. She and her business and all of us went to dere home, and she immediately fixed herself a tiny hammock from a scrap of blue cloud and grabbed a bigger white cloud to hang it from and of course she just had to have a canopy over it. So de boys of her group finally found a nice piece of blue and with her supervising fixed her a canopy for her hammie. She says to tell her hoomans dat she does miss dem but wow this place is so pretty and she can see her hoomans all de time. She hugged me and apologized for being unkind to me when she saw me. I told her dat it was ok as de Boss made me like dis and He was happy wit how I looked, so I just accept it and go on. She sure is friendly wit me and she asked me if I would be her new friend. I said of course--I can use all de friends I can find. She sends hugs and dooks to all de earth parents who took care of her, but now she is so happy and loves her new home. So until next time Ms SaraFerret and her Mommy [Posted in FML issue 4457]