Master Largo's Shelter News Hey it's me Master Largo the ferret that don't stink! You guys is so great, you all sents me messages tellen me I don'ts stink; you said I smell like tortilla chips and grape juice. Would someone please tell me if smelling like tortilla chips and grape juice is that better than smellen like a ferret? I thought I was pose to smell like a ferret. Mum says no matter she loves me and how I smell no matter what I smell like. I gots 10 messages for me, just me! Mum said she would save them for me; she would put them in my "Master Largo file" so I could answer each one personal like; in this news letter. MUM LOST my file!!!!! Andy the nice man that helps mum with computer stuff helped her to look for it but even he cant's find it, so I can not tell each of you that sent me the message what I thought of your message.. MUM makes me so MAD sometimes!!! Mum has had her hands full with Speedy being real real sick, she was going to ask Kaleigh and Peter to take him to Doc for her, when they came to get their kids from camp, but mum found out our favorite Doc is on vacation so she kept him home.. He is doing a bit better, crunching and will eat a whole bowl of soup if she holds him.. Mum don't holds me when I eat my soup!!! What's up with that? I has to take medicine now in my soup, I feel better now that I am on medicine. Aunt Mary thinks I has insulinoma but mum has not gotten me up to get a fasting BG. Aunt Mary says I need one of them. Does that mean I has to have a hurt stick? I really hate hurt sticks! I love the ferretone that they give me to pretend that the hurt sick don't hurt though! Okay WHERE are you Aunt Janette?????? You is pose to be my far away mom and I has not heard from you in weeks.. Don't you love me anymore? I know, I bet it is because I was not on that bike getten my picture taken huh? Will you come help me stay on the bike while mum takes my picture? Aunt Vicky and Uncle Mike made mum a memorial quilt for our wall, it has pictures of the fur kids that has gone to rainbow bridge and the poem about rainbow bridge and the rescuer, it is beautiful. It made mum sad to see all the kids that has left us, but she was so happy to have such a beautiful quilt made by 2 very special friends.. Thanks for maken mum happy Aunt Vicky and Uncle Mike Sully and Smokey has new humans to love them, they has gone to live in Brighton. Mum is getting things going for the Ferret Only Clinic; it is going to be June 5th this year. We has had lots of campers this month, Robinson kids, Powers kids and the Deutsch kids. That has been keeping mum busy too. Our big spring raffle has started; Peter donated a brand new Mountain bike, take a look at the raffle page, http://www.kwflatbed.com/brenda/lakeroad.html I wanted mum to take a picture of me on that beauteous bike but she told me that I was too little for it, I would fall and get hurt if she tried to do that. Will someone come hold me on that bike so I can get my picture taken on it? PLEASE???? You can find our raffle on our web page too. Mum has lots of new stuff for ferrets and humans on the web so when you get a minute go take a look. She has been working so hard on that. It has been so cold this winter mum wrapped up or cages to keep it warmer in there for us. No more new kids, mum is breathing a sigh of relief. There have been lots of humans that want to adopt, some of the paper work came in some, did not. Mum sent out a "check in letter" to all the humans that took kids home from here, so far some have checked in some have not. Miss Barb, Mr. Edward did. Mum wents over to see Eddie AKA Bear last week, he is so happy and has so many friends. Mum just loves to know them kids is happy and healthy. She is always there for them humans that needs her, all they needs to do is ask. Miss Eileen, mum tolds her to ignore the letter cuz Sir Biscuit and Sir Gravy's dad has been in the hospital. We has been saying prayers lots for them. Mum got a message tonight that he is home now to finish getten better. Miss Eileen says it is all because we all was saying so many prayers. Mum says I have done enough hot air, get done with the news letter and get off the puter! So till next time; TTFN Kibble and Wet Nose Kisses Master Largo Lakeroad Ferret Farm Rescue Shelter http://www.feretfarm.org [Posted in FML issue 4432]