...because it's much more fun to PLAY with that apple and shred it into around 800 tiny pieces of skin, flesh, seeds and juice AAAAAAAAAAAAllll over the ferret room so you can watch mommy and daddy lose their minds and then have to clean it all up! (Hmmm...it seemed like a good solution to the boy's round object obsession...at first he just pushed it all over wth his nose...) [Posted in FML issue 4384]