...because it's much more fun to PLAY with that apple and shred it into
around 800 tiny pieces of skin, flesh, seeds and juice AAAAAAAAAAAAllll
over the ferret room so you can watch mommy and daddy lose their minds
and then have to clean it all up!
 
(Hmmm...it seemed like a good solution to the boy's round object
obsession...at first he just pushed it all over wth his nose...)
[Posted in FML issue 4384]