Are we sure Ben Stiller was bitten by the ferret in "Along Came Polly" ? The California Department of Fish and Game has a history of lying about ferrets. Back in the 80's they listed a child having his ear "40% chewed off by a ferret." Bill Philips retrieved the hospital report and found out the hospital cleaned the ear and treated it with neosporin. I don't think that is the standard medical practice for a chewed off ear. The list of DFG lies is very long, and some quite humorous, but it does a lot of damage to legalization efforts. It would be nice to catch them if this is another of their lies. Pat Wright [Posted in FML issue 4378]