Dear all my ferret friends on earth. I have a few things to say. First of all Mommy said I have to talk regular people English instead of ferret English as "Gordon" wrote her a not very kind letter stating that I sounded ignorant. So to appease "Gordon" I will do that. I would really rather bite him but Mommy says that is unkind. Second, I never meant to be like the great Sandee Ferret. How could I even think of trotting close to her pawprints. She is one of a kind. I just thought since I had been here for a while I could let some people who missed their furchildren (even other than the mighty ferret) from their passing a month or even a year ago. It was with that thought that I thought I would make a stab at it. Apparently I have not been well received as I get no mail except from Sandee. I have become friends with the Boss finally after I promised to quit biting him (it wasnt really a bite-more of a chomp). I have friends up here also. So if you want to write and let me know something about your furries and a little bit about them, I can check around and let you know how they are doing. If no one wants to write, that's okay too. I am blissfully happy in Heaven-no pain, no sadness, always lots of hammies to sleep in, and no one yelling at me because I went poo-poo in the middle of the floor so someone could step in it. HUGS TO ALL AND A BLESSED HOLIDAY SEASON FROM ALL OF US UP HERE AND THE ANGELS ARE REALLY STARTING TO SING AGAIN. I just love to hear them sing, sort of like a lullaby. I know Mommy misses me, especially since there has been a real decrease in her ferret population: she once had eight and now only three. It really tore her up when the littlest ferret had to pass over the bridge although he is happier here. I hope this letter passes "Gordon"s' inspection. SaraFerret and Mommy [Posted in FML issue 4355]