In our New Jersey Household:
 
4 Ferrets:
3 girls (2 sables and a cinnamon)
Jasmine a/k/a Momma, little girlie, pippi, squirrel, kitten, sweet pea
Luka a/k/a fatty, pretty girl
Baby-she's too new for any nicknames!  She came to us at christmas @ 3mos
old.
 
1 male (silver mit) lucky him with his little harem!
Odin a/k/a Odie, Crazy, Boopie, Boops, Boopie-boy
[Posted in FML issue 4377]