This was sent from a friend Robin in the USA and I agree with everything Notices to People That Visit Our Home 1. The ferret lives here. You don't 2. If you don't want the ferret to be near you, stay outside. 3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits, so do I and so do you. What's your point? 4. OF COURSE he smells like a ferret. 5. It's his nature to try to sniff you, please fell free to try and sniff him too. 6. I like him lot better then I like most people. 7. To you he's a ferret. to me he's an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and dont speak clearly. I have no problem with any of these things. Why should you? 8. Ferrets are better then kids, They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, dont hang out with drug-useing friends, don't smoke are drank, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions ,dont wear clothes, don't need a gazillon dollors for university, and if they get pregnant you can sell the kits, But be a responsible parent please [Oh, come now -- you mean ferrets in the UK don't drive? BIG] [Posted in FML issue 4343]