10. Late-night symposium talks over beer have the same lasting and profound implications as in graduate school. What were we talking about, Bill? 09. Linda makes one really cute ferret. Whoo-ha! Shake that tail! 08. Never reach around a lady to hold fake plastic, um, objects if bilateral shoulder surgery has left your palms numb when your arms are outstretched. I'm sorry, was I on the road to paradise? 07. Do not trust a half-dozen ladies who just want to go "shopping." Some parking lots can be more "educational" than they are worth. I think I saw Little Richard. 06. Dr. K and black outfits. Need I say more? 05. If you can't get them to listen, throw stuff at them. Watch out for that can of sardines...Ooooo! That will leave a mark... 04. You can always get a laugh during a talk using the phrase "fuzzy little balls." MY fuzzy little balls...want one? It's enrichment... 03. If someone says, "Bill slipped between my sheets," DON'T ask, "You mean BIG Bill?" You'll get more information than you ever wanted to know. 02. Never underestimate the power of Hawaiian shirts. I was leied all Sunday morning. By the end of the day, I was leied up. More jokes like this, and I'll be leied out, and I ain't lei-ing. 01. Three beautiful ladies can really put on a show. Judy, Julie, and Linda should be proud; it was a great symposium. Bob C [Posted in FML issue 4300]