I found 2 ferret bumper stickers at Archon this year (its a science fiction convention in St Louis)! One says "Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Ferrets have playmates!" and the other is "Ferrets are better than Television-Ferrets won't try to sell you useless junk, they never use a "laugh track", they won't insult your intelligence, they have no remote to lose, they're portable without using batteries, they're never loud, and you can enjoy them without having to develop a short attention span!" . I don't know the name of the vendor, but he said he was from South Bend, and was selling gaming stuff and a few swords, in addition to a bunch of bumper stickers. These were the only ferret ones I found. I have to disagree with the "loud" part, tho. Sugar makes an awful lot of noise when she runs around the room. Never thought something that weighs less than 2 lbs could make so much noise! Sue Trina Tessa Sugar [Posted in FML issue 4293]