Ok... you all being nice so I wright. It waz a preety day. We waz on vacation and I wanted ta go have some fun. Mommy told me not ta wander off but I no hear. Not my fault! She not hold onto me tight. So, I find this big ole' ship and you know what? Yep, I climbed up and went on my little vacation. I know I shouldn't have, but it just so fun. I love fun Dhere was a lot of stuf ta play wit too. Oh boy oh boy you shoulda seen me smilin big an preety. I no take the ridin box up the levels though caz dhat scare me! I take da stares all da way.. dhat a long way to go too. No one stop me either. I no let dhem catch me! I got up top and out onto da dec I dhink its called. I could see mi mommie out dhere. She looked like she waz waving but I couldn't wave back cauz the stupid life boat I was hiding in kept movin on me! Dhen someone opened da life boat cover and dhey found me. So I jumped on da guy and onto the back of another guy dhat was bent over lookin on da ground like he done lost something. I got off him right before he screamed. Scared the poop out of me... really it did. He wasnt to happy with dhat! So I run inside and down all dhem stairs again. I lost dhem. Peepole so funny. Dhey get lost easy. I get to da bottom and I see all of this great cool stuff. I dhink it's a playground for us ferrets. There are tubes everywhere. What a blast I had running around all da tubes. But lots of dhem were closed so I no play. After playin I gots hunry. I sniff to da kitchen. I almos gots in trouble cause someone caught me using da potty. Well I thought that the big smelly thing in da basket looked funny for litter but dhey worked. I used it and dhen ran. I heard da guy say dhat dhey had ta throw all da potatoes out now. Well duh, what else ya gonna do with litter! Dhey must knot know about ferrets! Anyways I didn't find nothin ta eat. All "fancy food" as momma would call it. So I decided dhat I needed ta go home. When I finally figured out how ta get out to da ramp someone grabed me and yelled "I found it!" Well first of all I not an IT. I'm a boy. and secondly I found him! why peepole no understand when ya tell dhem stuff. I was gonna bite him but I saw momma and she'd be mad if I bit him so I dont. She give me loves and kisses and FOOD. I love food. I only got one question. Who else uses potatoe litter? and why would ya? dhey don't feel good and smell funny. Tootles, Pherit [Posted in FML issue 4275]