Hi Princess Pepper, I tell you story. Mommy think it funny, but it NOT!! I was chasing kitty, gonna bite her fat butt. I run really really fast, she faster. Anyway, we go zipping around corner and kitty turn and jump over me. I try to turn real fast but feet spin out and I go PLOP, right in kitty water bowl. Not just PLOP, but on my back, with all my little Princess feet sticking up, flailing away. Water all over me and floor. Did mommy hurry to save a drowning Princess. NO! She laugh. LAUGH, like it was funny or somthin!!! I had to turn over IN the bowl, so got more wet. The bruds come and watch. They was laughin too. Can you believe it?? Like Princess in a soppin wet White Fur Coat is FUNNY !! I run and dry off on the carpet. Took a long time too! Water up my nose, I had sneezies. All the time everbudy just laugh. That's not all, when daddy get home, mommy HAD to tell story. HE laugh too. Then I heard her on phone telling her friend. Mommy laugh AGAIN. I gonna come live with you. I know YOUR mommy not laugh at a Princess plop in water. I bring sleepy sack you sent me. I hope you win White Russian Memorial Quilt. We can snuggle in it. Only 8 more days to get tickets through PayPal. I gotta tell all my friends. Wait!! NO, I tell only you, that way you be sure to win. Your friend Princess Parris http://www.help4adv.terrabox.com/WRMQ.html [Posted in FML issue 4264]