Alexandra, I work in a hospital (inpatient) pharmacy, and yes, those drug reps are on a par with used car salesmen, for sure! But I do like the lunches they provide... I'm gonna hafta tell my director that we gotta get the Avodart people in...I want a squeezie prostate! I'm just used to the usual drug 'schwag', too...pens, notepads, i.d. badge stretchy things *boring*. But a squeezie prostate? That *is* marketing genius! LOL! Loved your story about both your coworker's and the ferret's antics. I'm forwarding it to some of my friends who think I'm the only wacky ferret-person out there. They gotta get out more! ;) And Angela, the Monistat idea,? ROTFLMAO! Sherrie Dweezil, Razzle, Monty-boo and Jezebel [Posted in FML issue 4262]