Emily,
 
I poof!  I poof all the time.  My mommy says I have no control, I poof
when I am happy and playing, I poof when I am mad, I poof when I am
angry, and I poof when I potty, I am just a poofing fool.  It doesn't
bother me at all.  Mommy says its doesn't bother her either.  Unless
she happens to be giving me a belly buzzer when I poof.  Then she makes
a lot of silly faces.
 
Dooks,
Petey TPO
[Posted in FML issue 4239]