Who has tuberculin syringes in her purse?  Or nail clippers?  Ferret nail
clippers?
 
Ferretone stains on her shirts, and her nightshirts?
 
Or speaking of nightshirts, am I the only one who wakes up with a ferret
UNDER her nightshirt?
 
What about the carriers perpetually in the car?
 
Has baby wipes and no baby?
 
Spends more on ferret shampoo than on her own shampoo?  Why is my hair
ok with the $1.98 bottle and the ferts get the all natural botanical $11
a bottle stuff?
 
Maggie, who just doesn't want to be the only one...
[Posted in FML issue 4208]