Q: "My question for you is...why does love for a ferret seem so much
more intense even for a person who has been a hardcore animal lover of
all kinds forever....So, Bob, with all the extensive research you've
done on ferrets, what is your answer to this one??"
 
A: The answer can be summed up by the equation: F = (LBC2/4HCAL)/5(r2).
 
Glad to help.
 
Bob C
[Posted in FML issue 4183]