A handsome chocolate male walks up to the microphone at the Hoarders Anonymous Meeting "Hello, my name is Clyde and I am a hoarder. I was reading the FML and realized Miss Sukie is describing me. I cannot let anyone take care of my babies. I am the only one. I cannot use my litter box because the dirty babies are there. I cannot use my food bowl because I keep babies there. I cannot use my hammock because the babies need it. If anyone tries to remove my babies, I immediately attack them and steal it back. Nobody but me can take care of the babies. My house is full of them. Once they get home, I only care about them if others try to remove them. Once home, they are left alone with no love or care." (A little brown sprite dances in and whispers to Clyde) "MMMPH MMOH MMMPHH!!" (The little sprite high tails it to the exit) Clyde, "Bonnie, are you sure? OK, if you say so." Clyde (addressing the group)" I am sorry. Bonnie says I am not a hoarder because toy balls don't count as babies. She also told me that I better run because all of you are hoarders and she saw travel cages in your cars." (A chocolate ferret streaks to exit, nimbly avoiding the grasping hands of the hoarders. He does manage to steal a ball on the way out) Gail "Help the Helpless" Exotic rescue, rehab and placement http://www.scalesandtails.org Reptiles and ferrets...we need your help! [Posted in FML issue 4189]