10. Laundry day consists of pulling socks, t-shirts, bras & underware out from under a sleeping ferret. 9. When the cashier asks how old my child is since I am buying 30 cans of chix baby food I say I have 6 all under the age of seven. (You should the looks on their faces) 8. Buying tissues means buying extra boxes to replaces the already "investigated" ones 7. Saying sorry I can't go out tonight because I couldn't get a properly trained ferret sitter. 6. Nothing like having a nice cosy furball sleeping next to you. 5. You wake up out of a sound sleep because you hear a loud flatulent. 4. You don't go clothes shopping you go hammie shopping 3. There is nothing quite like putting a little ferretone on a sleeping husband's head and then unleash 6 ferrets 2. Even when the rest of the world hates you they still love you 1. Examing poops has become a new favorite past time and you don't mind.... [Posted in FML issue 4183]